Breakfast - Bacon (from a local butcher, none of that supermarket shite) sandwich.
Lunch - Starter: Prawns, smoked salmon, and anchovies with a simple rocked salad dressed in lemon juice/EVOO
Main: Turkey, Pork, 2 kinds of sausagemeat stuffing, chipolatas, goosefat tatties, slow cooked red cabbage with apple, piles of green veg, honey roast parsnips, roast butternut squash and greh-veh. 2 large plates of the same.
Pudding: Xmas pudding with hot rum sauce and clotted cream, cheese and crackers, kahlua coffee
Between 3pm and 8pm - More Turkey, lots more chipolatas, basically picking at the above on a bi-hourly basis. Cadbury's selection box, Hotel Chocolat 99% cacau bar, Small box of Lindt truffles, few little cheesecake bites, salted caramels.
Dinner - Turkey, cranberry and stuffing sammich.
Supper - Usual Greek yoghurt and berries (can't sleep without it!)
Woke up 9lbs heavier, reckon it'll be another two days or so before I get back to baseline and see my hawt abz again :p.